Hi friends :) My name is Jessica and I'm a sophomore music education major ♫
I've got mad swag...
And I'm absolutely in love with Daniel Louis.
Yeah so follow me & I'll follow back :)
Some days you just have to sparkle or kill yourself huh? Well today is not really a sparkly fucking day.
This is going to be a deep survey. Are you ready? Sure Whatever
Do you have a member of the opposite sex you’ve told everything to? I don’t communicate with other human beings
Have you ever lost a friend(s)? Friends? What are those?
Have you met anybody that changed your life? People are literallly the worst
Missing anybody? Obvi
Do you believe in marriage? Do you plan on getting married someday? LOLOLOL
Do you take walks often? Walking is for people who like the oudoors
Do any girls/guys hate you because you went out with their ex? Nahh
Are you nice to everyone? Who is nice to anyone ever?
Ever receive a really long apology? A few. Most were extremely pathetic and not genuine at all.
Would you date someone that none of your friends like? Current relationship status
Do you like hugs? Too much effort
Is any part of your body sore? My brain from the world’s stupidity
What are you listening to right now? Clarinet, the devils gift to society
What does your hair look like right now? Bun. Fuckin awesome shit
Your phone rings, what do you say? Hello like a normal person
Has anyone ever broken your heart? Who has a heart these days?
Is there anyone you trust 100%? People trust other people?
Day been rough? Hotmess express town
When you say you don’t care, do you mean it? Pretty much. The fucks I give are slim these days
Are you wearing any clothes that don’t belong to you? I’m a fucking hobo
Are you happy with the way life is going? Obvi. Fuck count is down to -379,203
What made your day today? Not having to talk to anyone ever.
Will this weekend be a good one? Lol no never
What names do you go by? Her Majesty Lord Supreme Chancellor on High of Genovia
When’s the last time you were surprised? When I finally got the call about Hungary.
If you were granted one wish, what would you wish for? Sorrow
Do you think the last person you kissed is nice? Asexuality
Does anyone call you baby? Someone did once. I put a stop to that.
Could you go out in public looking like you do now? I’m in public you dumbass!
Would you rather love one person or have many short relationships? Hookups 4 lyfe
Have you kissed someone in ‘10 that means a lot to you? Nope I’m asexual
Is your best friend a player? …
When and where was the last time someone told you, you looked cute? Everyday. Everywhere.
Have you ever copied someone else’s homework? Like in high school.
What is the last non-alcoholic beverage you had? Do people drink things other than alcohol?
Anyone say they want to be with you forever? The whole damn world bitch
Last person you had a deep conversation with? Myself. I’m a motherfuckin philosopher
How many days until your next birthday? Everyday is my birthday
Are you wasting your time on someone? Yep. On all you wretched useless minions
Last person to make you laugh? What’s laughing?
What’s the hardest thing you’ve gone through in the past year? Putting up the stupidity of the world
Have you held hands with somebody in the past three days? yes of course. Lawl JK
Is anyone on your bad side? Not really. Fucks flying out the window
Tell me about the shirt you’re wearing? I would tell you about it. If I were wearing a shirt currently.
Do you look at older pictures and laugh? You’re assuming I care
When will your next kiss be? Anytime I want.
Think a lot before you fall asleep? zerofuckszerofuckszerofucks
Is there someone you will never forget? That one time when I gave a fuck…
Are all of your friends in relationships? If they are, they shouldn’t be. Too many fucks
Has anyone ever told you the way you drive scares them? I’m an adult, mannnn.
Did anyone inflict any physical pain on you in the past week? The world and their stupidity.
Do you sleepwalk? Literally, what is this?
Who was the last person who called you by a nickname? Call me by name, motherfucker.
Have you ever gone to bed later than 3 AM? I do what I want.
Have you ever burnt yourself so that it left a scar? I’m not a complete fuck
What was the last song you had on repeat for a good while? Beethoven’s 9th.
Do you think that if you die young, you’ll be remembered? Obvi. I’m freakin hot
Did you learn anything new today? I have set the alltime low record for fucks given.
Anyone have anything of yours? Give me back my damn shoes
Are you excited for anything? To spend the weekend giving zero fucks
How was this past weekend? WATCHED THE WORLD BURN
What are your plans for tomorrow? CONTINUE TO WATCH THE WORLD BURN
Would you like to travel? erozay ucksfay
What are you doing for the rest of the day/night? lying on the floor
What woke you up this morning? The sound of my last fuck flying away
What was the last thing you bought? Why you so obsessed with me?
Do you always pick up calls? Not yours
How often do you text a day? Seriously, stop stalking me.
If you have a car, how much gas is in your tank? This is fucking creepy.
**NO FUCKS WERE GIVEN IN WRITING THIS SURVEY**
Thank you so much! I love quinoa pasta :) It’s just hard finding quick things to make for lunches and such
I have discovered gluten free breakfast is the best meal! Bisquick makes delicious pancake mix. Like better than regular pancakes. Yummo. Also, my wonderful grandpa baked me lots of delicious muffins and waffles so yay. Also reese puff cereal. Breakfast is still good and Jessica is still happy. Now to continue the quest for good bread.
So I’m pretty bad about being consistent with posting on this thing. I’d like to change that. I’m going to start using it as a way to keep track of/ keep my self accountable with my new diet. Now this is a health/possibly allergic to food diet not a lose weight diet. I really can’t afford to lose too much weight. But let me elaborate…
Anyway, I am going gluten free for the next 30 days in order to see if I am celiac or if something else is causing the problem. For those of you that don’t know, gluten is essentially wheat and is in a lot of common foods. Celiac’s disease is a high intolerance to gluten, to the point where it makes you sick. We shall see if this is the problem or not.
Today was my third day eating gluten free. Yesterday, I accidentally ate some chips with gluten. Oops. So many things that you wouldn’t expect to have gluten do in fact have it. It is frustrating sometimes. Today was much better though. I resisted temptation and got a salad at Subway. During FebruANY. Kill me. But I survived. It will be okay, and this is definitely for the better. I just have to keep telling myself that so I don’t forget. Tomorrow I am picking up some baked goods that my grandpa made me, so hopefully that will be good.
Just out of curiosity, is anyone else out there going/ has previously gone through this? Let me know if you have any suggestions. Seriously, I’m just trying to stay afloat.